When the VP of sales says he wants a phone interview… You probably got it.

Preparing for a mock sales pitch interview is like preparing for taking a trip through a black hole. Cross your fingers and let your awesome take over.

File this under “ideas I wish I had thought of first.” Offer any stupid little thing you are willing to do for 5 bucks or willing to pay someone 5 bucks to do.

Genius.

I have a job interview on may 9th. I’m so excited I have to barf.

Banning a 4-year #yelp elite from your store is probably a bad career move for an “associate manager” of @buffaloexchange & a bad PR move

Adidas trainer pants are the bane of my existence right now. That, and Buffalo Exchange. Fuck that place to hell.

Easter sushi is not always the best idea.

Self-service Cat (by penelopakristi)

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Sitting and playing on a grassy hill in a field of daises on a beautiful sunny day somewhere in California… and then Godzilla came and ate my parents.